Every year NYU has a Strawberry festival, so I went for a little bit with Julia, cause I wanted to see what the fuss was. They had free strawberries — awesome. They had free strawberry shortcake, which happened to be the longest ever, although no one knew how long it was. But still — yummy. They had free tattoos — we got one. And by tattoo, they meant face paint. So we got a strawberry on our hand. They had bands — awful. They should have played "Strawberry Fields Forever" on loop. And they had a guy dressed like a strawberry — took a picture with him. And he looks like Andy Samberg. Now I know what I wasn't missing before, but at least I didn't pay for it.
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| Who made this? |
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| "OK Julia, I need you to ... fist bump me." |
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| "Can I pretend to eat you?" — "Only if I can pretend to be upset about it." |
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Did you get the biggest strawberry tattoo because you are the littlest (read shortest)???
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