I think I passed that freshman who let me use his computer, on Mercer Street the other day...
People [meaning tourists] take pictures of the NYU trolley when it passes. That’s embarrassing.
The subway fare is $2.25 now, but they haven’t adjusted the increments on the MetroCard machines, so it’s really annoying, unless you enter your own amount onto the card.
So on Thursday I woke up at 8 a.m., which is when my class starts. In my rush, I regressed to a habit I thought I corrected: I didn’t brush my hair. Oh well. I brushed it before my last class and shift at the paper. Good enough, right?
Oh I went to a birthday party last week and my friend Tim told this other guy that I was Mormon. So the guy asked me if I had a good sense of humor, and I told him that I absolutely did, how did he know? He said it was because Mormons are not allowed to curse, so they have to be really funny to make up for it. So all the Mormons he’s met have been hilarious. I thought, wow, that’s lucky for him. I’ve met plenty of unfunny Mormons. Then I was thinking about it later, and I should’ve told him, “Yeah, isn’t it a shame that more people don’t follow suit?” Wouldn’t that be awesome if people tried a little harder to think of something clever or witty or even real to say, instead of throwing around the same four four-letter words?
Ronise sent me a postcard the other day [thank you again], and Ron said he would eat a double-double for me. Well, Ronnie Bear, you can eat it for your own self. New York may not have In-N-Out, but they do have Shake Shack. Which has YUMMY hamburgers, fries and shakes. I do believe they are better than In-N-Out, except for the price. A single is $4.75, a double is about three dollars more. And shakes are $5.25. But that’s New York for ya :)
I LOVE IT HERE!
2 comments:
You're very welcome, California traitor! Blasphemy! Waaahahahaha. Well, I will be the judge of that "Shake Shackle." That rip your money off shack. You can eat your fake food. I will enjoy my voluptuous, delectable, piece of heaven Double-Double, and for a realistic price. Inflation is a beast of greediness, which is a sin In-N-Out is innocent of. If you come back from the dark side, I'll buy you one upon your return.
hahahahaha i love you ronnie bear!
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