Girl in journalism class: I hate holding newspapers, cause they’re so big and floppy. So that’s distracting. Then I see so many words on a page. It’s threatening.
Another girl in same class: A student witnessed this guy who I’m pretty sure might have died. Well, I don’t know if he died or if he was just in intensive care for awhile.
Same girl: I’m done with journalism. I’m transferring to Gallatin.
[Lucky! They should advertise that school better. I wish I’d known about it. :-/]
Stephens: As I like to say, they don’t come with instruction manuals.
The 6 train [I swear!]: Ladies and gentlemen: it is dangerous to ride outside of the train car, but especially while the train is in motion.
Cell phone in science lecture: Please say a command.
Henry Stroke [cupping his ears]: Hmm? Speak louder, I can’t hear you.
[Denise, has that ever happened to you?!] :D
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