Amber: Brain chunks never come out like that.
Richard: I was going to take everybody to Downstein and use the rest of my meals.
Me: I don't think it's open.
Richard: I'm pretty sure it stays open late.
Me: Not on the weekends...
Richard: Today's Monday!
Margo: Don't go out at 2 in the morning, wandering, trying to find a light.
Shaun: Who do you think I'm talking to, my cats? They don't speak English!
Me: What do they speak, Russian?
Shaun: You can't hit me and then be all sensitive. If you were a guy, you'd be an abusive boyfriend.
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