Mike: They should make a jar of peanut butter that’s like half crunchy and half creamy.
...
Ashley: Isn’t that crunchy?!
Jon: It’s harder to get into outer darkness than the Celestial kingdom.
Amber: That’s not how you tame the shrew!
Ryan: I don’t know what that means...
Amber: I don’t even know who you are. You’re acting like me.
Amber: I secretly like that you’re grumpy. It makes me feel normal.
Me: Have you ever been to Stand?
Thomas: No. Are there seats there?
Also, in case Sarah W. ever finds this:
[said in a weird, deep voice like at Sara’s party]: Man, that Sarah’s always takin’ pictures of me when I look bad!
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