Jeff J: I produce sauce.
Margo: Even if you like someone in one of your classes, you won't see them until, like, ever.
On "16 and Pregnant": Even the cheerleaders were acting weird... One of the girls was talking about me behind my back, so everyone was ignoring me. They're supposed to be leaders.
her friend: Cheer....leaders. Not cheer-followers.
Richard: I'm too tired to woo you.
Randy: How are you not drinking your face off?
[I wish I'd said, "Because I like my face."]
Randy: It's 12 inches, by the way.
[talking about a story!]
Randy: I peed next to the Rev. Al Sharpton.
Richa: Claim to fame.
Randy: Claim to heaven! I can sin all I want in my life and I'll still go to heaven 'cause I peed next to Al Sharpton. That's how it works, right?
Richard: Whenever I meet Mormons, my body automatically gets happy, 'cause I know I'm gonna get sugar.
Kim: That's not a date, that's a romantic rendezvous.
Evan: I don't really know. But that's so awesome that I just made that up and everybody believed me. I'm like Wikipedia right now.
Isai: Charlye, you're the only thing I'll miss about this city!
[as we come out of the subway tunnel into Queens, where the tracks run above ground]
Richard: Uh ... what are we doing?
[gets up to look out the windows]
Did we just leave the island?!
Guy sitting next to him: Did you forget your passport?
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