Friday, March 19, 2010

Uh-may-zing

Jeff J: I produce sauce.

Margo: Even if you like someone in one of your classes, you won't see them until, like, ever.

On "16 and Pregnant": Even the cheerleaders were acting weird... One of the girls was talking about me behind my back, so everyone was ignoring me. They're supposed to be leaders.
her friend: Cheer....leaders. Not cheer-followers.

Richard: I'm too tired to woo you.

Randy: How are you not drinking your face off?
[I wish I'd said, "Because I like my face."]

Randy: It's 12 inches, by the way.
[talking about a story!]

Randy: I peed next to the Rev. Al Sharpton.
Richa: Claim to fame.
Randy: Claim to heaven! I can sin all I want in my life and I'll still go to heaven 'cause I peed next to Al Sharpton. That's how it works, right?

Richard: Whenever I meet Mormons, my body automatically gets happy, 'cause I know I'm gonna get sugar.

Kim: That's not a date, that's a romantic rendezvous.

Evan: I don't really know. But that's so awesome that I just made that up and everybody believed me. I'm like Wikipedia right now.

Isai: Charlye, you're the only thing I'll miss about this city!

[as we come out of the subway tunnel into Queens, where the tracks run above ground]
Richard: Uh ... what are we doing?
[gets up to look out the windows]
Did we just leave the island?!
Guy sitting next to him: Did you forget your passport?

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